{"id":196,"date":"2018-02-26T14:43:21","date_gmt":"2018-02-26T14:43:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bridalstoriesnaija.com\/?p=196"},"modified":"2018-04-26T14:43:59","modified_gmt":"2018-04-26T14:43:59","slug":"any-lady-who-doesnt-pass-at-least-15-out-of-these-tests-is-not-a-wife-material-joro-olumofin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bridalstoriesnaija.com\/index.php\/2018\/02\/26\/any-lady-who-doesnt-pass-at-least-15-out-of-these-tests-is-not-a-wife-material-joro-olumofin\/","title":{"rendered":"\u201cAny Lady Who Doesn\u2019t Pass At Least 15 Out Of These Tests Is Not A Wife Material\u201d \u2013 Joro Olumofin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Self acclaimed relationship expert and popular Instagram \u2018Agony Uncle\u2019, J<strong>oro Olumofin<\/strong> has a word or two for Nigerian bachelors on how to spot <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/BfpjEQph7A0\/?taken-by=joroolumofin\">&#8216;a wife material&#8217;<\/a>. Read his post below;<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Dear Eligible Bachelors in Nigeria , any lady who doesn&#8217;t pass at least 15 out of these tests is not a wife material. This article is inspired by a conversation I had with a couple of friends at a resort over the weekend.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_42309\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-42309\" style=\"width: 510px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-42309\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/peoplespostng.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Joro-Olumofin.jpg?resize=510%2C638\" alt=\"\" width=\"510\" height=\"638\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-42309\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Joro Olumofin<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>We realized that unlike our parents times it&#8217;s very hard to identify the ONE because of social media, wedding pressures, most girls looking like barbies. Are there still loving traditional supportive women out there ?<br \/>\nHere are a few tests you can run on a prospective wife or lover<br \/>\n1\ufe0f\u20e3 Ask her on a date using Keke Marwa, BRT or danfo Bus even if you have a car<br \/>\n2\ufe0f\u20e3Tell her to go Natural. No makeup, weave-on or attachments<br \/>\n3\ufe0f\u20e3Say you forgot your wallet on a date and see how she reacts<br \/>\n4\ufe0f\u20e3Tell her you lost your job or you want to pursue your dreams OR you&#8217;re quitting your job to be a DJ or barber<br \/>\n5\ufe0f\u20e3Wake her up 3am in the morning to make you Eba and Okro soup<br \/>\n6\ufe0f\u20e3Tell her you&#8217;re celibate and you don&#8217;t want sex till marriage<br \/>\n7\ufe0f\u20e3Tell her you want to resign your job to be a worker in the house of God with little income.<br \/>\n8\ufe0f\u20e3Get her all dressed up and take her to a fast food joint.<br \/>\n9\u20e3If you have a beard, shave it all up \ud83d\udd1fTell her to courtesy by kneeling while serving you food<br \/>\n1\ufe0f\u20e31\ufe0f\u20e3 Propose without a ring<br \/>\n1\ufe0f\u20e32\ufe0f\u20e3 Tell her your mother and 2 siblings are moving in with you after marriage<br \/>\n1\ufe0f\u20e33\ufe0f\u20e3Tell her she must attend mid week service and join the choir mistress gild<br \/>\n1\ufe0f\u20e34\ufe0f\u20e3 Tell her you&#8217;re going country, leaving the city and moving to Iyana Iba or mowe ibafo<br \/>\n1\ufe0f\u20e35\ufe0f\u20e3 Tell her to add your mom , dad and all siblings on social media and bbm<br \/>\n1\ufe0f\u20e36\ufe0f\u20e3 Only on April fools tell her you got a University girl pregnant. Only on Aprils Fool Day.<br \/>\n1\ufe0f\u20e37\ufe0f\u20e3 Tell her you&#8217;re going for a course and she should wait for you. be it ( Msc , MBA, Phd )<br \/>\n1\ufe0f\u20e38\ufe0f\u20e3 Tell her your mother will be cooking for you<br \/>\n1\ufe0f\u20e39\ufe0f\u20e3 Tell her she can&#8217;t watch Zee world or Telemundo anymore.<br \/>\n2\ufe0f\u20e30\ufe0f\u20e3 Tell her no makeup artist, professional photographer for your wedding that you&#8217;re saving up.<br \/>\nFellas, trust me. try this. You will thank me later. Watch her facial Expressions and body language you will get the true &#8220;ID&#8221; persona \/ archetypes of your partner.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Self acclaimed relationship expert and popular Instagram \u2018Agony Uncle\u2019, Joro Olumofin has a word or<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":197,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[50],"tags":[88],"class_list":["post-196","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-gists","tag-joro-olumofin"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bridalstoriesnaija.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Joro-Olumofin.jpg?fit=600%2C750&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":147,"url":"https:\/\/bridalstoriesnaija.com\/index.php\/2018\/04\/09\/a-lady-who-earns-less-than-n150k-monthly-shouldnt-be-thinking-about-marriage-joro-olumofin\/","url_meta":{"origin":196,"position":0},"title":"\u201cA Lady Who Earns Less Than N150k Monthly Shouldn\u2019t Be Thinking About Marriage\u201d \u2013 Joro Olumofin","author":"Admin","date":"April 9, 2018","format":false,"excerpt":"Joro Olumofin in a new post says if, you are a lady who earns less than N150k monthly, you should not be thinking about settling down in marriage. 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